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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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