"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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