- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Get 100,000 Twitter Followers for $49.99 at Ladsta.com today!

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??