A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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