- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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