Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What happened to your hamster? It died.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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