- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Knock Knock. Doors open

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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