- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What's city is in New York New York City

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

osama bin laden is dead

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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