- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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