- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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