yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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