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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

What would Muhammed do?

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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