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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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