- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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