- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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