- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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