- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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