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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

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