There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

why was the boy sad? because.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Jersey Shore.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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