What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Get some flipping new jokes people

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

rose are red violets should be purple

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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