Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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I'm Batman.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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A train poops its pants.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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