- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Roses are flowers.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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