- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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