What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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