When life throws knives at you, run away.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Who wants $300? Me too.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

my gramma died

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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