A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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