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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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world society

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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