A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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flavin's head

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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