- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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