- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

When life throws you lemons, duck.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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