Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

Chuck Norris is dead......

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

why did sally drown cause she was black

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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