- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

poop.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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