Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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