- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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