- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

The Colts this year.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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