I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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