Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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I have an erection My mom!

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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