Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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The Oakland Raiders

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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willam dafoe

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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UN

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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