Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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