What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Anti Joke

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