Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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