- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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