If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Poop...

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Anti Joke

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