- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

brock has small hands for a small job

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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