How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Thats what she said

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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