- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

minorities

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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