What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Where is the center of the universe? There is no center of the universe! According to the standard theories of cosmology, the universe started with a "Big Bang" about 14 thousand million years ago and has been expanding ever since. Yet there is no center to the expansion; it is the same everywhere. The Big Bang should not be visualised as an ordinary explosion. The universe is not expanding out from a center into space; rather, the whole universe is expanding and it is doing so equally at all places, as far as we can tell. In 1929 Edwin Hubble announced that he had measured the speed of galaxies at different distances from us, and had discovered that the farther they were, the faster they were receding. This might suggest that we are at the center of the expanding universe, but in fact if the universe is expanding uniformly according to Hubble's law, then it will appear to do so from any vantage point. If we see a galaxy B receding from us at 10,000 km/s, an alien in galaxy B will see our galaxy A receding from it at 10,000 km/s in the opposite direction. Another galaxy C twice as far away in the same direction as B will be seen by us as receding at 20,000 km/s. The alien will see it receding at 10,000 km/s:

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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the bible

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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y u no like me joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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