A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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women's rights

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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