Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Bob Saget that is all

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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poopoo

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Anti Joke

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