- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

The child was fired from his job.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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