In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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