What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

what's black? a lot of things.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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