what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

You dropped something.... Yo lip

read me write me

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

A bar walks into a man

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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