Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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hello

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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