Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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