What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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