- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

q ggggggggggggggggg

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Kyle grund parker coffey

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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