What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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