- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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