What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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asdf

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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