- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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