- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

My Butthole.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What did the fish say after he

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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