- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

My Butthole.

What did the fish say after he

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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