What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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My Butthole.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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