Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

You dropped something.... Yo lip

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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