- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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