Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Justin with a hat.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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