What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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