- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

meh

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Women's rights.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Do you know the muffin man? No

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.