What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Dead girls can't say no.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

The EPA.

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